two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
Silently passing ghastly beer farts as I move around the bridal department at Tiffany's. Call it my contribution to the holiday spirit.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
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