after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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