These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
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