Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
you were so drunk when the pizza guy got there you told him that you didn't have any money and would trade him the pizza for 3 Porno movies and he totally did it. I may never have to pay for pizza again
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
You are a booty call, not a friend.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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