I don't usually arrange sex via text message
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
EVERY guy that's EVER been in my vagina has texted me tonight for a booty call. Narrow it down to the greatest hits or just work in timeline order?
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
Randomize
