its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
You left me a voice message at 5 a.m. It was mostly incoherent noise, you screaming my name and then something about a man with two butt holes...
She's not a foreskin expert like you
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
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