so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
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