my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
operation harelip BJ is a go
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
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