i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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