Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
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