there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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