The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
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