whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
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