I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
he high fived his dick after we had sex
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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