so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
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