everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
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