I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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