We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
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