In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
That tingly feeling you're experiencing in your lady parts is my mustache. All the ladies of America are waking up feeling the same thing. You're welcome.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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