How am I still drunk? Whoever said breakfast is the most important meal obviously didn't skip dinner and go drinking.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
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