Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
The fact that the praying hands are in my top emojis defines how 2016 is going so far
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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