I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
I just had a girl text me from knoxville "come see me. we'll go for drinks and I can make you breakfast"
how do you like your eggs?
over tits
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
I'm going to start giving girls scratch off lottery tickets when they leave my place in the am. That way they have a chance of not regretting the night before
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
His nipple licking is glorious
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