Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
Just pee around me
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
Tequila 1 marriage 0
She abandoned me on the doorstep of her hostel. Turns out you can't bring one night stands into those places. Slept in a train station next to a tramp. He gave me chips. And didn't steal my shit while I slept. So I'm counting this one as a win
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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