we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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