He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
Randomize
