He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
Someone I just met told me they were going to name their kid after me. Daylight savings is weird.
Good god you suck at this wake up call. Seriously. If I can, after consuming enough vodka to subdue a russian soldier, muster up enough motivation to call you in the morning and send you naked pictures the least you could do is pick up.
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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