I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
Brb crying the tears of my youth
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
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