I think the only thing that impresses me are nice penises...and Jesus. Jesus would impress me. Especially if he walked on water again.
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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