The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
Fucked Zombie Jesus at a Halloween party. I need Plan B before I give birth to the Antichrist.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
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