So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
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