I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
You got kicked out of the strip club for spilling a tall boy on the stage and when the bouncers came to take you out you told them that they should probably go clean up your pee in the back corner cause they didn't seem to notice that
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
Randomize
