Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
We walked through the hotel lobby in slow-mo taking huge steps because we were astronauts, and astronauts obviously can't be drunk.
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
He literally shoved the EMT, climbed in the back of the ambulance with his vodka and was like, "C'mon, people. Wrap this up. I got shit to do."
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
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