whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
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