Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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