im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
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