The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
Randomize
