So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
They are going to name an STD after you.
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
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