I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
I made her dinner: Beefaroni with grated parmesan cheese on top. Luckily she showed up drunk and gave me head, "For spending so much time preparing."
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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