it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
Randomize
