we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
These freshman guys were trying to holler at me from their window, and I realized about 20 minutes too late that the best possible reaction at that time would've been screaming "FLACCID PENIS". Oh, and I found this awesome zombie charm bracelet you would love.
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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