They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
On my way home I saw a car that had "MOVE OVER PLZ" emblazoned across the windshield backwards, so people could see it in their rearview mirror
If I ever drive for Lyft or Uber I'm definitely gonna do that
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