You were right. It hurts to walk today.
he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
Just rescued a super cute pair of Gucci heels off the sorority lawn on my way to work. Things are worth two paychecks. Fuck trust fund kids.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
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