gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
i think the title to my autobiography shall be, "a bottle of vodka and various pieces of meat"
and this is why you're my favorite gay friend.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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