I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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