Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
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