why didn't you poke me back
batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
I have to drop off my inflatable penis costume at the bar for my bartender. Do you think you could meet me there at like 630?
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
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