so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
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