is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
There's a walmart bag of my vomit outside my front door. I just really need someone to appreciate that with me.
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
There are not one, but two women wearing my boxers on the couch right now. You need to wake the fuck up.
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
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