After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
The bar has bullet holes in the ceiling, and the country singer had been playing drunken weezer covers. A man just bought me a beer on the grounds that I 'have his back' in a fist fight with a stranger texan. And, yes, the bartender is wearing a sherif's badge
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
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