I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
new low: just stole a ciggarette from a bum sleeping on the side of the street.
ohh what kind?
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
You want further proof that God hates me? Okay. We're on the way to the ER. A homeless man stabbed me at the gas station.
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
Omg worst high ever. I'm watching Parks and Rec, and all i can think about is how andy, leslie, and tom are my closest friends. Forever alone.
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