yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
is this the sara with the beer cane?
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
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